macOS · desk slap detection · instant shipping energy
Slap your desk. Hear a voice line. Ship the thing.
A macOS tool that turns physical impact into motivational momentum.
one-time · macOS · no subscription
Live Demo
Turn up your volume and hit the button.
ShipSlap
Desk slap trigger for shipping energy.
Ready — slap the button below
↑ turn up your volume
Click the button. Hear what ShipSlap fires on every desk slap.
— try itListens to your mic in real time. One sharp desk impact triggers the whole pipeline — no buttons, no shortcuts, just raw physical action.
A random motivational line fires on every slap. Human voice, not a robot. Stays in cache — zero latency, works offline.
Anti-spam gate between 10 and 20 seconds. Enough recovery time for the message to land, not enough to kill the energy.
Stop overthinking.
One slap. Deploy.
One-time €2.99 via Stripe. No subscription, no account.
Run the install command from your Terminal. One paste, done.
Grant microphone access once. The app listens passively in the background.
Hit your desk. Voice line fires. Ship the feature.
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